A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from
Wednesday, 6 June 2007
kids & teachers hate me!!!!!!!!!!!
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school !!!!!
But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.
Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.
Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’
Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.
Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the
Principal!!!
Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school !!!!!
But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.
Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.
Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’
Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.
Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the
Principal!!!
God's definition of time
A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God answered: "A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."
Finally, the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?"
And God said, "In a minute."
God answered: "A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."
Finally, the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?"
And God said, "In a minute."
Computer Excuses
Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
greenpeace free'd the mallocs
vi needs to be upgraded to vii
According to Microsoft, it's by design
Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.
Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
overflow error in /dev/null
Zombie processess detected, machine is haunted.
Trojan horse ran out of hay
Hash table has woodworm
Cache miss - please take better aim next time
Hot Java has gone cold
sticky bit has come loose
crop circles in the corn shell
Daemon escaped from pentagram
Internet shut down due to maintainance
Please state the nature of the technical emergency
error: one bad user found in front of screen
Borg nanites have infested the server
Borg implants are failing
Mouse has out-of-cheese-error
Temporal anomaly
Firmware update in the coffee machine
network down, IP packets delivered via UPS
internet is needed to catch the etherbunny
stop bit received
operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)
It's not RFC-822 compliant.
Someone else stole your IP address, call the Internet detectives!
Domain controler not responding
Feature was not beta tested
Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem
Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.
We're out of slots on the server
Maintence window broken
tachyon emissions overloading the system
Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server.
Radial Telemetry Infiltration
Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.
The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.
Computers under water due to SYN flooding.
Route flapping at the NAP.
Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.
Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.
Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.
Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.
Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
Sales staff sold a product we don't offer.
greenpeace free'd the mallocs
vi needs to be upgraded to vii
According to Microsoft, it's by design
Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.
Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
overflow error in /dev/null
Zombie processess detected, machine is haunted.
Trojan horse ran out of hay
Hash table has woodworm
Cache miss - please take better aim next time
Hot Java has gone cold
sticky bit has come loose
crop circles in the corn shell
Daemon escaped from pentagram
Internet shut down due to maintainance
Please state the nature of the technical emergency
error: one bad user found in front of screen
Borg nanites have infested the server
Borg implants are failing
Mouse has out-of-cheese-error
Temporal anomaly
Firmware update in the coffee machine
network down, IP packets delivered via UPS
internet is needed to catch the etherbunny
stop bit received
operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)
It's not RFC-822 compliant.
Someone else stole your IP address, call the Internet detectives!
Domain controler not responding
Feature was not beta tested
Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem
Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.
We're out of slots on the server
Maintence window broken
tachyon emissions overloading the system
Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server.
Radial Telemetry Infiltration
Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.
The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.
Computers under water due to SYN flooding.
Route flapping at the NAP.
Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.
Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.
Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.
Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.
Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
Sales staff sold a product we don't offer.
Police Excuses ...
I'm sorry officer...i was going down the hill and didnt realize that my foot was still on the gas pedal...causing me to speed.
when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.
I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)
(For American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer?
sorry officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control
"But Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse by a little old lady.
Ooh officer i'd love to wear ur handcuffs for awhile but...i really have to get home! my husband is going to find my lover locked in the basement
Please ociffer, i swear to drunk im not god.
Sorry Officer, i ran over a banana peel
OOOOhh your a policeman?!?!? I thought you were just another speeder!!! I was trying to get away so you didnt hit me!
Sorry officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal (For speeding tickets)
If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!
I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.
So that’s what those signs are there for.
(Running a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS. (Dyslexic)
I'm sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom
when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.
I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)
(For American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer?
sorry officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control
"But Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse by a little old lady.
Ooh officer i'd love to wear ur handcuffs for awhile but...i really have to get home! my husband is going to find my lover locked in the basement
Please ociffer, i swear to drunk im not god.
Sorry Officer, i ran over a banana peel
OOOOhh your a policeman?!?!? I thought you were just another speeder!!! I was trying to get away so you didnt hit me!
Sorry officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal (For speeding tickets)
If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!
I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.
So that’s what those signs are there for.
(Running a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS. (Dyslexic)
I'm sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom
award winning joke.......
MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the B COM wakes his MBA friend. "
Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The B COM student is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the B COM wakes his MBA friend. "
Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The B COM student is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent
how to ask ur boss a salary increase....
HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
manager
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
manager
reply to love letter
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A young man wrote a love letter to his lover with blood,who was actually the student of medical sciences
the next day there date was fixed.
when they met and young man asked his lover that "honey,how was my love letter"
the girl replied "your blood group is B+"
A young man wrote a love letter to his lover with blood,who was actually the student of medical sciences
the next day there date was fixed.
when they met and young man asked his lover that "honey,how was my love letter"
the girl replied "your blood group is B+"
sardars letter
My dear Jagjit Singh,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the >newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 >miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first >time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off >and >put them in the pocket. > >Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the >grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu (daughter in law) to our club's poolside. The >manager is Badmash (rouge). He >told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were >confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him >out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he >burned for three days. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love - Mom.
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the >newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 >miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first >time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off >and >put them in the pocket. > >Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the >grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu (daughter in law) to our club's poolside. The >manager is Badmash (rouge). He >told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were >confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him >out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he >burned for three days. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love - Mom.
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter
boys to girls
Boy: u girls are like train and bus .... one goes and other comes
Girl: haha..u boy are like rickshaw and taxi.....u call one and 10 come
Girl: haha..u boy are like rickshaw and taxi.....u call one and 10 come
BEST JOKES
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
+Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
+Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
+Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
+Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
+Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
+Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
+Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
+Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
+Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
+Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Exams ...
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Laugh Out Loud!
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
Funny Windows Error Messeges
1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press any key except ... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Reboot Washington D. C? (Y/N)
15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
20. User Error: Replace user.
21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
22. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
24. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press any key except ... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Reboot Washington D. C? (Y/N)
15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
20. User Error: Replace user.
21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
22. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
24. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
Rhyming couplets (humOr)
Rhyming couplets (humOr)
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*********
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe " go to hell"
*********
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
*********
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
*********
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
*********
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
*********
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
*********
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
*********
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
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*********
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe " go to hell"
*********
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
*********
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
*********
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
*********
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
*********
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
*********
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
*********
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
What If The I.t. Industry Starts Producing Movies?, Some movie names
Some Film titles may be like these : --
** Munna Bhi MCSA
** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
** Love in mIRC
** Tere Nick
** ID Mil Gaya
** Chat To Kero
** Ek Programmer Thi
** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
** Network Ke Us Paar
** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
** Aao Chat Kare
** C Wale Job Le Jayenge
** Programmer No.1
** Mera Naam Developer
** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
** Tera Code Chal Gaya
** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari
** Login Karo Sajana
** Naukar PC Ka
** 1942 -- A Bug Story
** Kaho Na Virus Hai
** Crash Se Crash Tak
** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
** Shaheed Hacker Singh
** Password De Ke Dekho
** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
** Mr. Network Lal
** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
** Munna Bhi MCSA
** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
** Love in mIRC
** Tere Nick
** ID Mil Gaya
** Chat To Kero
** Ek Programmer Thi
** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
** Network Ke Us Paar
** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
** Aao Chat Kare
** C Wale Job Le Jayenge
** Programmer No.1
** Mera Naam Developer
** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
** Tera Code Chal Gaya
** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari
** Login Karo Sajana
** Naukar PC Ka
** 1942 -- A Bug Story
** Kaho Na Virus Hai
** Crash Se Crash Tak
** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
** Shaheed Hacker Singh
** Password De Ke Dekho
** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
** Mr. Network Lal
** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
Idiot Man !!
One man read a board
"Likhane wala
BRILIANT
Padhane wala
IDIOT"
Man becomes
Engry
He rub board
nd
Writes
"Padhane wala
BRILIANT
Likhnewala
IDIOT"
"Likhane wala
BRILIANT
Padhane wala
IDIOT"
Man becomes
Engry
He rub board
nd
Writes
"Padhane wala
BRILIANT
Likhnewala
IDIOT"
Break Up A Marriage!
Break up a couple ... On the night of a full moon , get a chicken heart ,
(you can buy them in stores you dont have to kill a chicken but you can if you want I dont care .)On a peace of paper >Draw 2 stick figures one of the man and one of the woman you want to break up , write their (full names )under each figure, then take some sizzors and cut them apart carry the 2 stick people papers out side with you, get a spoon , dig a hole in the ground it doesnt have to be big just big enough to place then chicken heart, now place the heart in the ground , and look at the moon , take the stick figure of the person you love and hold it next to your heart , take the other stick figure and burn it with a match while saying the one I burn go away , go away (persons fullname )the one I dont burn I hold next to my heart stay with me { persons fullname } till death do us part . ohmother Isist grant me my wish for my soul mate and me , now do all this while looking at the moon and make a wish after you make a wish cover the heart with the dirt and say thank you mother Isist my name is ( your full name ) thank you for granting my wish.Then go inside you house and put your loves stick picture in a white envelope in a wooden box , dont let anyone see this, you must keep the box of his or her stick figures for as long as you do the spell even after you have him.if ever you decide you dont want him anymore stop doing the spell and burn all the papers you have.. Warning :::: this is a very powerfull spell it may sound like a waste of time or you might think its a bunch of crap but trust me it works this is the only spell i have ever come across that i seen work for my self and others I have helped , if the couple is not married it shouldnt take long at all maybe a couple of monthes at the most before you see something , if the couple is married it just depends on exactly how happly married they are , if they are really happy and you just want to be mean and break them up it can take years but it will work evently they will give up because as long as you keep doing it every month on the full moon,even though you dont see anything happening trust me they are not getting along . if they are an unhappy couple , it will take a few months to a year to work and I know what your saying , thats a long time but if you love them like you say you do you will wait I did , and I'm happy I found this spell because I had tried lots of others and failed this is the only one I can sware works , it just taKes time . and after you get the person if you decide you dont want them just stop doing the spell every month , he or she will leave you alone .. only catch to this spell is that even after you have your man you want or woman , you still have to keep doing the spell that way they never look to another woman or think of going back to there ex's but it only takes 5 min of your time once a month thats not asking much if you really love the man you got , you must never forget for everymonth you forget to do this , he will think back more and more to go back to her , so don't ever forget .................................................. ..
Questions ? Sorry... this is an anonymous sender.
P.S: The funny thing, I do not know what this is all about!!!
(you can buy them in stores you dont have to kill a chicken but you can if you want I dont care .)On a peace of paper >Draw 2 stick figures one of the man and one of the woman you want to break up , write their (full names )under each figure, then take some sizzors and cut them apart carry the 2 stick people papers out side with you, get a spoon , dig a hole in the ground it doesnt have to be big just big enough to place then chicken heart, now place the heart in the ground , and look at the moon , take the stick figure of the person you love and hold it next to your heart , take the other stick figure and burn it with a match while saying the one I burn go away , go away (persons fullname )the one I dont burn I hold next to my heart stay with me { persons fullname } till death do us part . ohmother Isist grant me my wish for my soul mate and me , now do all this while looking at the moon and make a wish after you make a wish cover the heart with the dirt and say thank you mother Isist my name is ( your full name ) thank you for granting my wish.Then go inside you house and put your loves stick picture in a white envelope in a wooden box , dont let anyone see this, you must keep the box of his or her stick figures for as long as you do the spell even after you have him.if ever you decide you dont want him anymore stop doing the spell and burn all the papers you have.. Warning :::: this is a very powerfull spell it may sound like a waste of time or you might think its a bunch of crap but trust me it works this is the only spell i have ever come across that i seen work for my self and others I have helped , if the couple is not married it shouldnt take long at all maybe a couple of monthes at the most before you see something , if the couple is married it just depends on exactly how happly married they are , if they are really happy and you just want to be mean and break them up it can take years but it will work evently they will give up because as long as you keep doing it every month on the full moon,even though you dont see anything happening trust me they are not getting along . if they are an unhappy couple , it will take a few months to a year to work and I know what your saying , thats a long time but if you love them like you say you do you will wait I did , and I'm happy I found this spell because I had tried lots of others and failed this is the only one I can sware works , it just taKes time . and after you get the person if you decide you dont want them just stop doing the spell every month , he or she will leave you alone .. only catch to this spell is that even after you have your man you want or woman , you still have to keep doing the spell that way they never look to another woman or think of going back to there ex's but it only takes 5 min of your time once a month thats not asking much if you really love the man you got , you must never forget for everymonth you forget to do this , he will think back more and more to go back to her , so don't ever forget .................................................. ..
Questions ? Sorry... this is an anonymous sender.
P.S: The funny thing, I do not know what this is all about!!!
Some MEN and WOMEN truth....
Men: SAD TRUTH
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
luck
with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their
mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women: FUNNY TRUTH
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have
something
to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always
just
"an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
expect
you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
luck
with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their
mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women: FUNNY TRUTH
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have
something
to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always
just
"an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
expect
you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English,
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over
to the US.
Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they
should not be disturbed during the tuition inside the Whitehouse, they
are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days
pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.The
whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press,
newsreporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to
find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo
- beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled.
However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is
completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The
shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton ?" Bill replies
: "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"
Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over
to the US.
Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they
should not be disturbed during the tuition inside the Whitehouse, they
are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days
pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.The
whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press,
newsreporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to
find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo
- beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled.
However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is
completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The
shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton ?" Bill replies
: "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"
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