Wednesday, 6 June 2007

Tata In South Africa

Ok, heres the deal. TATA is producing cars in South Africa. According to South Africans, Not only is it a crap name, but a crap car as well. The following are jokes about it. Enjoy!

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How do you Upgrade a TATA?

A: Put in an engine.

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Q: Why do TATA's have heated rear windows?

A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

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Q. What's the difference between a TATA and the principal's office?

A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

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Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the TATA's user's manual?

A: The train & bus schedule.

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A man goes to a parts garage:

Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a TATA please?"

Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."

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Q: What is the sport-version of TATA?

A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

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Q: What do you call a TATA at the top of a hill?

A: A miracle.

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Q: What do you call two TATA's at the top of a hill?

A: A mirage.

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Q: What do you call a TATA with dual exhausts?

A: A wheelbarrow.

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Q: How do you double the value of a TATA ?

A: Half fill it with petrol!

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Q: What do you call a TATA with brakes?

A: Customized.

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Q: What do you have to do if your TATA gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?

A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.

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Q: What is the TATA owner's most ardent wish?

A: To buy a car.

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Q: What do you call a TATA with a seat belt?

A: A rucksack.

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Q: How do you make a TATA go faster uphill?

A: Throw out the passenger.

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Q: How do you make a TATA go faster downhill?

A: Turn off the engine.

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Q: What do you call a TATA with a flat tire?

A: A write off.

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TATA has announced a new 16 Valve model for 2006.

8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.

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- I can see you've got a new car - a TATA!

- Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.

- What was the first prize then?

- A fruit-basket.

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