Police Excuses ...

I'm sorry officer...i was going down the hill and didnt realize that my foot was still on the gas pedal...causing me to speed.

when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!

Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.

I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)

(For American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer?

sorry officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control

"But Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse by a little old lady.

Ooh officer i'd love to wear ur handcuffs for awhile but...i really have to get home! my husband is going to find my lover locked in the basement

Please ociffer, i swear to drunk im not god.

Sorry Officer, i ran over a banana peel

OOOOhh your a policeman?!?!? I thought you were just another speeder!!! I was trying to get away so you didnt hit me!

Sorry officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal (For speeding tickets)

If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!

I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.

So that’s what those signs are there for.

(Running a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS. (Dyslexic)

I'm sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom